Kung fu cult

[angryclown]

There's a longstanding kung fu school near my with strong cult-indicators. These guys are the most epic of all Ultimate Deadly Kung Fu Secret Society schools. I was happy to discover today that they've somewhat recently begun posting kung-fu related on youtube.

Behold!

This is the one where they show they have at least one girl in the cult to entice prospective initiates.

In case you're still not convinced how awesome they are, here is the website:

Imperial Combat Arts

Imperial Combat Arts - Imperial Wu Tang

imperialcombatarts.com

 

[chrisdonnahee]

After the deaths of Li Mu Bai and Jade Fox, it’s obvious that these guys got a hold of the Wudan manuscript.

 

[Adam Liu]

All the growling in the second one reminded me of this scene:

 

[Edmond Chow]

Looking at the website, I couldn't tell if I was looking at a new Mortal Kombat or Panda Express.

 

[angryclown]

More growls

"Horse beheading sword"

The intensity combined with the fake blood is actually a bit disturbing

I'm pretty sure if I vanish at some point it's going to be because someone from that school found this thread, then chopped me up and dropped me in a mineshaft, somewhere...

 

[Josh]

The Imperial Martial Arts are designed to fight multiple opponents with lethal intent. Students also train Boxing, Muay Thai and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for a strong sparring base.

Seeing this description, I'm hunching that, at best, these guys are just among the many TMAers that end up looking like bad Kickboxers/Judoka when they do spar.

 

[Marin]

More growls

"Horse beheading sword"

The intensity combined with the fake blood is actually a bit disturbing

I'm pretty sure if I vanish at some point it's going to be because someone from that school found this thread, then chopped me up and dropped me in a mineshaft, somewhere...

If Dungeons and Dragons dice were ever going to hold body odor it's here.

 

[Edmond Chow]

I thought this is where people go to release when they can't play with guns, but I see they have firearms too. As well as wilderness skills to stalk your crush that never accepted to go on a date with you.